"Oh, good, because for a second there I was wondering if maybe this was a bit much. The whole lingerie thing. I mean, it was kind of an impulse buy to begin with and those almost never work out and I could probably have been a lot subtler, but then I didn't want any confusion because that would just be a ticket to awkwardville and I... I should probably stop babbling now, shouldn't I?" Wow, that was a lot of words that probably didn't need to be said. Is everyone this crazy the first time they do this with someone? Because I gotta say, I tried to look up suggestions on the internet and even in this little Twilight Zone of a dimension, the internet is still the last place anyone should go for sex advice.

Which leaves me covering my face with my hands for a moment while I wait for it to stop resembling the color of my hair. Smooth, Donovan. way to ruin the moment.